Into every life a little rain must fall

Ask me anything   Submit   17, male, incompetence incarnate

Thought I’d introduce you to my best friends.

fishingboatproceeds:

mrs-joe-walker:

So these are my best friends Hazel Grace and Augustus. 

I do not know who made this fan art, but it is fantastic.

— 4 hours ago with 2179 notes
Abed’s guide to getting ladies (AKA shameless ship promotion)

fuckyeahcommunity:

  1. Establish yourself as a sexual being.

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  2. Talk about sex in a casual, friendship context.
  3. Initiate intimate physical contact, but don’t go any further unless they initiate it.
  4. Let them in on something extremely personal.
  5. Wait.
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— 16 hours ago with 36 notes

omnomnominator:

Abed×Hilda - 3x20 “Digital Estate Planning”

— 16 hours ago with 71 notes
“A clinical observer of the human carnival”

God this movie is weird.

It really makes me uncomfortable when people talk about other people in a negative sense around me. I just have nothing to add to the conversation because I don’t really think about people that way…
Keep your opinions to yourself and stop hanging around these people if they bother you so much you fucking paradoxes.
Fuck all this human bullshit.

(yeah this sounds conceited. Fuck me too.) 

— 18 hours ago